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my girl Peter Pan
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all I have, I will give to you,
in dark times,
when noone wants to,
I will give, you me,
and we’ll be, us.
I love you so much. you’re more than my everything and I will never give you up. I will never give up on us. I could’ve pulled out a long time ago, but I chose to stay. I chose to stay because you complete me. you fill my infinite bits of emptiness with your smiles and kisses. and even when you’re not kissing me or smiling at me, you fill the empty slots of my loneliness. I’m lonely without you. no matter who or where I’m at, without your hand in mine, nothing feels the same. my hands don’t even sweat, I don’t like it. we fight because I’m opening up to you. I’m not all fairy tales and unicorns. I’m terrible. try one again. because without you, I wont even know the definition of direction or, for that matter, future.
i’m not perfect, but I fucking dare anyone loving you more than me.
Kanye names his first child Kanye East.
The next two children are named Kanye North and Kanye South.
The Kanye compass is finally complete.
(via kfcismy2ndfamily)
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
this is too perfect.
This is the life I want..
KATHERINE LYNN TUNG IMA WIFE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
(via youngboymovinfast)
no post has described what I want in the future anymore than this
My girl will feel this
(Source: vodkastilettos, via ravageyourmind)